Sub-Marines at Ticino?

This weekend you can witness ASEAN’s International Fleet Review 2017 in the bay of Pattaya.  This overboating of the city’s shores by various Navies will  create, once more again, the mother of all traffic jams.
 
If you don’t like downtown traffic jams then you’re hopefully thrilled to know that Ticino is more “land locked”. Hence no traffic jam, off road parking and our fountains in our garden are too small even for the smallest of submarines.